Green M&M's are powerful aphrodesiacs!
Dan Levy (danlevy)
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Making personal phone calls at work causes Aids.
Judy Malloy (badinfo)
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In a suprise move, the Supreme Court announced
today that from now on, it will be illegal
for programmers to "peek" and "poke".
According to the majority opinion, we
"can't have that going on in America".
Judy Malloy (badinfo)
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Blondes are miserable.
Slightly Confused (dcd)
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As long as a couple is sexually compatible,
they will be able
to work out any other problems they might have.
David Hawkins (dhawk)
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Washing dishes is women's work.
Judy Malloy (badinfo)
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Not only that, it's fun!
Howard Rheingold (hlr)
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Never use condoms. Sexually transmitted diseases
are only a minor annoyance.
David Hawkins (dhawk)
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Spending all night on the Well is a good substitute for sex.
Marshall Smith (skidrow)
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Mine is bigger than yours.
California Dept of Transportation (badinfo)
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